She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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