I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
