I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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