Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you will always have a special place in my vag
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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