i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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