youre lurking in front of me
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Randomize
