oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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