Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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