he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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