We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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