You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My Sexting was not on an AP level
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
