I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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