Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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