Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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