Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
