so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
