32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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