So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
50% drunk capacity currently
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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