Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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