I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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