Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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