Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I love you.
Bad choice
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