my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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