i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
