i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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