he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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