Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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