The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just had sex on a roof
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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