Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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