she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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