She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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