just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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