Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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