Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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