The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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