Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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