Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I wish life had little blips of pornography
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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