Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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