16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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