I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
As shirtless as possible
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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