Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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