I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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