dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
i believe in u and ur pee
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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