Small penises have feelings too.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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