The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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