There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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