What a fucking waste of an outfit
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
