Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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