Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
