hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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