Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You dont lie about slip and slides
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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