I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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