Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Alive.
So much puke
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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