I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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