I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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